"Let’s set the scene: You just scored a prime seat at Jones’s dark wooden bar, a frosty gin martini (shaker on the side) is on the way, and first album The White Stripes just came on the jukebox. Pure bliss. All you need now is a plate of their crispy, golden calamari. It comes with a side of spicy marinara sauce that’ll go quickly, so ask for two sides. Maybe three." - brant cox, garrett snyder, sylvio martins, brant cox, brant cox, brant cox, brant cox, brant cox, garrett snyder, sylvio martins, garrett snyder, brant cox, brant cox, sylvio martins, garrett snyder, garrett snyder, sylvio martins, garrett snyder