"The folks at El Patio make an incredibly efficient margarita. While the frozen blue and white marg come in glasses that seem like a junior size, after a few sips, it’s clear that size doesn’t matter when it comes to potency. The only thing that makes this drink better is having it inside El Patio’s adults-only club, where you can sip this pint-sized drink while a man with a portable amp does an upbeat cover of “Hotel California.”" - chelsea thomas, gianni greene