"Parla is the perfect place to go when things are getting a tad too predictable at your favorite bar. While they do serve small bites and pastas, we recommend coming here for the cocktails. The space is speakeasy-esque, so think dim, small, intimate. For the true experience, let fate decide the outcome of your night by rolling a 20-sided die to determine which cocktail you’ll get. Depending on your roll, that might be a sweet drink served in a very small plastic trash can, or something normal like a negroni bianco. If this sounds outside your comfort zone, the menu has plenty of listed drinks featuring fun twists on old classics. Just don’t blame us if your Old Fashioned feels a bit boring compared to the mystery concoction the person next to you is sipping on." - lala thaddeus