"Sure, they’d love to meet you at “Barthelona” on East Passyunk. You order the paella, and before you can blink, they tell you “It’s "pah-EL-yah,” while claiming Penelope Cruz told them so herself. Before you bail, remember—there’s an endless amount of small plates, excellent seafood dishes (like the juicy whole roasted branzino), and wines to make listening to them roll their “r’s” tolerable. " - candis mclean