"Perhaps you’re a coward, and you aren’t ready to sit across a table from your date and confront your emotions by making solid eye contact and asking thoughtful questions. That’s fair. Just go sit at the bar at Archer & Goat, a casual restaurant/bar in the bottom of a townhouse in Harlem. Eat some arepas or a burger, and have a few cocktails while you stare straight ahead and think about whether you’re ready to settle down, date this person, and stop sending suggestive Shrek memes to all the other people in your personal contacts." - bryan kim