"If it pleases the court, we’d like to order some Indictment fish bites, a Plead the Fifth cocktail, and RICO fries. Yes, these are real menu items at The Verdict, a lounge and bar in New Orleans East. Our favorite dishes here are the bell pepper egg rolls, the juicy golden brown fried chicken, and the white chocolate bread pudding egg rolls—if you’re sensing a pattern, they indeed do some great egg rolls. Order a round of boozy Queen Pin punch, watch some BET on the TV, and lip sync along to some R&B." - megan braden perry