"You do not know all of the words to “Chelsea Dagger”—let’s face it, no one does. But no karaoke spot is perhaps better prepared for riffing through 75% of the unofficial Blackhawks theme song than Trader Todd’s, a Lakeview spot with pizzas, a list of strong tiki drinks, and 30,000 songs to consider. So get your best “Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh” ready, because Trader Todd’s is the type of neighborhood sh*tshow that loves a party more than karaoke perfection. " - john ringor, nick allen