"What they’ve got:A wine gift pack. So you pulled the short straw and you now need to find a gift for that executive. This gift needs to display just the right amount of sentimentality and desperate ass-licking, with a delicate hint of ‘I didn’t order this from Amazon’. Perfect. We bring you Diogenes The Dog’s wine gift pack, that includes a natural white, an orange number, and even a sparkling red from Wales. Far beyond your average gift set of cheap chardonnay, it also comes with a nice tote bag and some coratina olives. London-wide and national delivery available." - Heidi Lauth Beasley, Jake Oliver