"At this Spanish restaurant in Greenwich Village, servers wear tuxedos and carry platters of paella and gambas to regulars who have been coming here every Wednesday since they could legally drink. You come here not for the quality of the food (though it is good), but for the quantity of martinis you’re going to drink. They’re $13.75." - will hartman, bryan kim, neha talreja, sonal shah, molly fitzpatrick, willa moore