"Festooned with palm fronds and puffer fish, tikis and traveler’s chests, Dr. Funk will have you imagining yourself seaside within seconds. Add to this drinks like the Siren’s Song and Fog Cutter, and you half expect a pirate to swagger into the room. Curious about the name? The bar’s patron saint was a brazen 1800s physician who practiced medicine and mixology in the South Pacific, married the daughter of a pirate, and befriended the author of Treasure Island. Fun fact: If San Jose’s newest tiki bar reminds you of the iconic Smuggler’s Cove of San Francisco, that’s because it shares the same designer." - Johanna Harlow