"Not quite a dive, this Northwest Portland neighborhood bar is known for its maze-like interior and back patio, where you might spot someone knocking back a “trashy shot,” nursing a Hamm’s, or sipping a martini. The slushie machine is in play regularly, churning out things like a breezy piña colada that’s ideal for those who dislike funky rums. Drink it out back while playing pool." - Michelle Lopez, Brooke Jackson-Glidden