"Doorstep pounders near Clown Town (Barnet) trying to get a candidate elected to Clown Town (Westminster) could do no better than stopping off at Da Franco which has been there for 40 years and shows no sign of decline or changing anything about their formula that clearly works. Hearty no nonsense pastas, a dover sole or a tranche or calves liver and a glass of red wine and that’s a perfect post canvass dinner." - Jonathan Nunn