Go to Branson, Missouri, for the Dinner Theater, Stay for the Real Show | Eater
"A large paddle-wheel dinner cruise that seats roughly 700 guests for twice-daily variety shows and three-course meals aboard a diesel-electric vessel; the production features singers, a magician host, a Christian segment and a patriotic finale, and offers scenic deck views of Table Rock Lake. The onboard policy is alcohol-free, premium seating promises upgraded protein options, the chargrilled steak was singled out as notably good, but window views can induce motion sickness for some guests and the dessert received mixed reviews." - Amy McCarthy
