"This burger joint is one of the best lunch options in Fremont — if it’s on the menu, get the elk burger, an umami feast — but beware its patio. Hanging out here for too long will make a long lunch seem like a good idea, and pretty soon you’re having a beer and an order of tempura vegetables and setting up an out of office thingy on your email. You don’t want that to happen, do you?" - Harry Cheadle