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"Portnoy posted a video in which he “rescored” Sauce after the pizzeria’s owner gave an interview to Slate saying the review had turned his joint into “a hot spot for bros” from Long Island and Jersey. In the rereview, Portnoy was out for blood. “Your chief of staff is like, ‘I don’t like Dave, he’s a piece of shit.’ Well, your pizza is kind of shitty now,” Portnoy declared. “The people who run this place hate my guts. Well, I hate your guts.” He downgraded the score from a 9.1 to a 7.3." - Ezra Marcus