"There are a lot of Upper East Side archetypes: overbearing young parents perpetually on their way out of a SoulCycle class, drunk people in polo shirts at Dorrian's, and my personal favorite: older people who are three martinis deep. Come to Quatorze to observe this last group in its natural habitat. And also to eat the greatest goat cheese salad in America. Quatorze is never particularly crowded, but in addition to the couples who've been married for 40+ years, you'll find an eclectic mix of neighborhood families at least pretending to enjoy each other's company and assorted others who just know there's no more reliable French bistro in the area where you can always get a table. In the 80s, Quatorze actually used to be a hotspot on 14th Street, hence the name ("fourteen" in French), but that's almost hard to believe, because it feels like it's been on the UES forever. Quatorze is the kind of place you order the same thing every time - for us, it's always the goat cheese salad and half chicken with french fries, both always perfectly simple and satisfying. The prices are steep, but in this area, paying $6 more than you should for a chicken is kind of part of what you signed up for. Sorry. Charming as the art deco posters and Parisian vibes are, this isn't a First/Early In The Game Spot, but it is definitely a shoe-in on the Dinner With The Parents shortlist. Keep it in your back pocket when the family gets hangry after a day at the museum or strenuous walking on Madison Avenue. Satiate them with liquor and the illusion of being on the Left Bank, and then go in on the french fries. " - Hillary Reinsberg
