"We stand by Joe’s as the best slice in New York City. This place is essential for late nights, showing first-timers around, and hard evidence to use while you debate your friends who think Chicago pizza is better than NYC pizza. Just know that there’s almost no place to sit down. But that’s not important because it’s 3am and the lady who passed you the chili flakes is showing you pictures of her Corgi wearing a pizza costume." - hannah albertine, matt tervooren