"Your friend’s ex had all the charisma of a Maroon 5 song. And taking them to a restaurant that packs a scotch bonnet slap will bring them to their senses. Chuku’s is a small Nigerian restaurant in Tottenham that creates loud and proud, unforgettable flavours. There are cheerful pink walls that soothe you, sweeter-than-they-ever-were caramel kuli kuli chicken, and a beef ayamase that actually deserves your tears. When setting up a new dating profile just describe Chuku’s: salty, spicy, and sweet. " - rianne shlebak, sinead cranna