"This Homestead classic is part petting zoo, part farmers market, and part milkshake stand. It’s the kind of overstimulating outing that’ll guarantee a long nap in the near future. Robert Is Here stays open year-round, so it’s a perfect summer break day trip. Let the kids pick out fruits they won’t find at Publix and maybe get them to venture beyond grapes. Sometimes, they'll have the barrel train running for kids to take a joyride in the corn fields. But the biggest draw is the milkshakes and smoothies. Be prepared for your kid to beg for one when they see everyone else clutching their own. Also, don’t let them near the emu. He’s mean." - mariana trabanino, ryan pfeffer