"Red Dwarf is a devilish dive bar also known for pizza. The rock ’n roll joint doubles as a tiki bar complete with glowing glass orbs, pufferfish lamps, and tropical drinks including a lip-puckering Dole whip. You’ll find it tucked in a tiny strip mall where hungry locals swill $4 Dwarf Piss—a local light blond lager that’s a class above PBR—and devour thick, rectangular Detroit-style pizzas. For the perfect sweet and spicy combination, try the Pineapple Does Belong on Pizza topped with brown sugar-glazed ham, jalapeños, and pineapple. The White Pie, however, was a bit dry with just a light drizzle of the garlic cream sauce. But that’s something you can debate with your new friends in the tight quarters of the zig-zagging, Tetris-shaped bar." - Ryan Slattery, Emmy Kasten