"From the first glimpse of the chilled Voss on the table, you suspect that Catherine chose Noya. The pan-Asian restaurant and shisha bar in Harringay has a perfect amount of purple neons and spicy mayo (i.e. lots and lots). Freddie, a puppy dog funeral director with the body of Popeye, simply isn’t about this lifestyle. He’d rather be eating his prawn tempura in front of Ant and Dec. Or better yet, go to Durak Tantuni down the road. Still, for pure crushed velvet vibes, we can’t help but love Noya." - rianne shlebak, jake missing