"Oh no, Messi. No. No, no. We’re going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume this dinner at an uncomfortably sexual seafood clubstaurant was Sergio Busquets’ idea. Shame on you, Sergio. This place makes bad sushi and has a life-size figure of Daniel Craig as James Bond standing at a urinal, for some reason. Messi deserves better. " - ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino