"Soho Beach House is a members-only club and hotel in South Beach that—and this is true—starts charging you more money for your membership the literal day you turn 30. But if you don’t have a membership, you can still come to twirl pretty average bucatini on your fork as you try very hard not to stare at the professional athlete three tables away. We do not recommend coming here just for the food, because, as previously mentioned, it's pretty average and also very expensive. But it’s a scene worthy of your most silky outfit and the courtyard dining space is pretty on a nice night." - ryan pfeffer