"Perfect For: Lunch with that relative who just moved to LA. Your aunt’s brother-in-law’s cousin’s kid has just moved to LA to “figure his sh*t out,” and turns out you’re the only person within 100 miles he knows. So obviously he wants to be friends. Give him a sampling of the best (eating at the end of a pier) and worst (PCH traffic) of LA life with lunch at Malibu Farm Cafe. The simple but tasty food comes out quickly (so you can make a quick exit if necessary), and Randy will probably start wondering out loud whether he should live out here in Malibu. Just nod and let him figure that one out himself." - jess basser sanders, brant cox
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