"Jumbo slices from $7.69 This slice is greasier than a kindergartner slathered in Vaseline on picture day. The pooling orange stuff runs like a faucet off the cheese when you pick it up, and taking a sober bite of it might instantly turn your stomach—save this one for emergency filler only and proceed carefully. There’s so much of the grease that it’s the main flavor you’ll taste." - tristiana hinton
India Brown
