"House Of Fries in Inwood exists in a liminal pre-smartphone era. When we were all full of hope and fast food was actually affordable. Feel that pre-millennia joy again because nothing on the House Of Fries menu is over $9. Order your choice of loaded fries—battered and seasoned, curly, waffle, or house fries—with toppings like thin strips of griddled beef fajita, smoky cheese, and fresh pico do gallo, a burger with four full strips of bacon, and giant milkshakes topped with enough whipped cream to make a robber baron blush. " - chelsea thomas, gianni greene