"Warren’s is the best dive bar in downtown. Most folks here are a mix of characters waiting for a nearby club to open, meeting up with someone they don’t want their friends to know about, or silently dissociating into the void. The bartenders here pour drinks so strong that ordering more than two should come with a Surgeon General’s warning. And while there are more than a few cobwebs in the corners, Warren’s remains a classic thanks to the cheap prices, stiff pours, and relative anonymity only dive bars can provide." - gianni greene, chelsea thomas