Where To Break Up With Someone, If You Really Can’t Do It At Your Apartment - Miami - The Infatuation

"Julia & Henry’s isn’t our favorite food hall, but it is so big that you can quite easily hide from your partner if need be. The Downtown food hall has more nooks and crannies than an English muffin. So order a birria-stuffed machete from Tacotomia, ask your insignificant other to pick it up, tap them on the shoulder, and then say, “Tag you’re it.” While they’re climbing back up to the third floor trying not to spill consomme, hide behind the giant tower of wine bottles and play a game of hide-and-seek that ends with you ghosting them forever. Just be careful, some parts of the floor are see-through." - virginia otazo, ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino