"At some pasta places, the servers will shove a big spoon in the bowl, cueing you to split it amongst your friends. If that makes you so angry that you hide the spoon under the table while nobody’s looking, Bizzarro is the place for you. The portions of the pastas, like the snap pea carbonara and elk bolognese, are enormous. And everyone will be so distracted by the circus props hanging from the ceiling anyway that stealing a taste from your plate will be the farthest thing from their minds." - Aimee Rizzo