Where To Go For An Apology Meal
"Because you bought the worst birthday present ever. They said they wanted a hairdryer for their birthday, so you got them a hairdryer for their birthday. You moron. Don’t worry, all is not lost. You just need to think on your feet. Book a table at Salon and suddenly your underwhelming gift becomes part of a bigger, smarter theme. Not only can you ride out your awful, awful gift, you can take them for an inventive and interesting dinner in Brixton. Clever you! Now to pretend you’ve booked tickets for the Edinburgh Fringe… Make up meal:House made breads, nduja croquettes, a cocktail or two." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing
@TheInfatuation
