"It’s hard to believe that one of the most prolific soccer players in the world decided to have dinner this close to the Aventura Mall. But there is photographic evidence that Messi went to the Amalfi Llama at least once. We hope that he ordered the “Milamessi”—a beef milanesa topped with tomato sauce and brie that comes with a side of crispy oregano and parmesan fries. It’s a solid milanesa held together by a generous lemon squeeze and gooey brie (and the only thing on the menu that we kind of liked). Allegedly, it’s an original recipe from Messi’s mother. So maybe if you eat enough of these, you too can become a soccer star. But you'll also need Messi money to become a regular at this overpriced spot." - ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino