"Tater tots aren’t french fries? Next you’re gonna tell us Gritty isn’t a real animal. But guess what—this is our guide, and we love these chunky, crispy, soft-in-the-middle tots, especially served Junkyard-style (topped with bacon, shredded cheddar, sour cream, and scallions). And if that’s not good enough for you, try the crinkle-cut fries. They’re also delicious. The Coney hot dog or the Oklahoma Onion Butter Burger" - alison kessler