"Open for takeout and limited curbside seating. Who cares about this fake holiday, get a Slurpee™! Life is short, and there’s no one there to judge you. Plus, the curb outside is a great place to meet people, or quickly check if your crush is hanging out with someone else. Happy Valentine’s Day, cutie. We haven’t been here yet, but want you to know this spot exists." - Team Infatuation