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"Guerilla Bizkits does one thing really, really well, and it’s right there in the name. Since we’re in biscuit country, we don’t dare put out this list without paying homage to whatever vegan sorcery they’ve perfected to leave out the butter and still accomplish this level of flakiness. We love their tiny shoebox shop and their punk rock mentality (with slogans like “vegan bizkits for your big mouth” or simply “f*cking vegan”). You can go straight edge (plain), channel your inner Red Lobster lover with the garlic cheddar bay, or rock out with the blackout—a sour cherry and jalapeño version that kicks you in the teeth like the mosh pits of the early 2000s. Snag a three-pack of frozen discs for later (they bake up perfectly at home) and, what the heck, a few condoms from the bowl on the counter while you’re at it." - Ann Walczak