"Location: Main Pool, Disneyland Hotel On the far side of the sprawling Downtown Disney sits the perpetually dated Disneyland Hotel and its faint attempt to hold on to whatever allure Anaheim might’ve had in the 1950s (Hint: It was oranges). That said, one incredible gem remains on the premises: Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki Bar. The kitschy, overpriced, and nonetheless legendary pool bar is a must-visit and the thunderstorm-inducing Uh Oa! cocktail is the rum-filled tiki fishbowl you’ve been searching for your entire life. Besides, you just waited two hours in line for a 30-second glow-in-the-dark Peter Pan ride and you need alcohol, stat. Ooooooooooo-ga!" - brant cox
