"Caracas is ideal for early risers with busy schedules who only have 37 minutes before their company meeting to figure out whether they should remove this match from their dating spreadsheet. You pay upfront and cachitos arrive fast, so if a work emergency or major red flag comes up, you can wrap it up quickly. But don’t come here on a weekend after 10am unless you want your quiet golden hour ruined by a large crowd peacocking between bites of broccoli sandwiches." - virginia otazo, mariana trabanino, ryan pfeffer