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"Can you imagine the glare you felt as you first came into the world? It’s hard, isn’t it. Worry not because you can also swing by Whitechapel for an adjacent. The glare of Shalamar Kebab House has sobered us up on more than one occasion. In any other setting, this kind of assault would be migraine-worthy, but in this reliable Pakistani canteen it becomes reassuring." - jake missing