Ruin Thanksgiving With This ‘Trumpkin Pie Martini’ | Eater

"Now being promoted as the featured November drink is the 'Trumpkin Pie Martini,' which the club’s official Twitter account called 'beautifully crafted' and said 'encompasses the best flavors of the holiday season,' positioning it as both a drink and dessert. The club did not share a recipe, and the article treats the cocktail tongue-in-cheek—mocking its likely preparation as dumping liquor and a slice of pumpkin pie into a blender, then topping the result with whipped cream and a cinnamon stick—and characterizes the marketing copy as on-the-nose 'Trumpian.' Framed as a seasonal, novelty option for Thanksgiving, readers are invited either to try the cocktail or to opt for a different beverage if they want to avoid the politics surrounding the establishment." - Chris Fuhrmeister