"Junk's burger makes us wish we were hungover. A can of Coke Zero glued to one hand, a buttery soft, sweet bun in the other. The smashpatties at this Soho burger spot are lacy-edged but still juicy, and the sweet onions are an extra worth adding. An M equates to two patties, an L to three, and so on all the way to an XXL five-patty burger. It sounds excessive but because they’re smashed thinly and meltingly soft, we like an L. Eating in the Star Trek-lite dining room is like being inside a ventilation shaft, though. So we'd recommend taking your burger away." - rianne shlebak, sinead cranna