"Distance from the start: 14.0 miles Bathroom: No At the bottom of Manhattan, you'll find a high density of tourists, the entrance to the Staten Island ferry, and—if you're lucky—more than one ice cream truck. Locate your nearest cone, and be prepared to spend $8 on it. Then find somewhere to sit, hopefully next to a tourist who has recently invested in a NYC-branded portable fan. You did it. You never have to do it again. Now go take a 12-hour nap. " - willa moore