"Messi is lucky the country of Argentina, famously known for its beef, didn’t airdrop a special extraction team to remove him from this steakhouse the second he stepped foot inside. This South of Fifth restaurant is a slap in the face to steaks everywhere. They charge people $1,000 to watch the staff abuse a piece of wagyu for 100 seconds. We've eaten chimichurri here that we’re pretty sure was made with tap water. Please stay away from Papi Steak, Messi. If anyone sees him, give him our steakhouse guide." - ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino