Margaritaville Lake Resort Lake Conroe | Houston

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"If you’ve somehow gotten it in your head that you should go to the temple of Jimmy Buffet—even ironically—please, for the love of tequila and your own sanity, don't do it. The last time we were here, we witnessed someone being forcibly removed after pretending it was 5 o’clock somewhere for one margarita too long. We regrettably learned what a Caribbean Chicken Egg Roll tastes like. We ordered a tequila-accented concoction which came in a plastic, blender-shaped cup that we felt obliged to take home. It was a Friday night, and it was empty. Everything about this place feels cursed—right down to the floor-to-ceiling bust of the Statue of Liberty, holding a giant margarita glass. We will not be going back, and neither should you." - bryan kim, willa moore, will hartman, ciera velarde, molly fitzpatrick