"Nearest Irish exit: Green Park (0.8km) It was a Saturday night in Soho. We were wearing gingham and had four more glasses of wine than intended, when we peered into the window of this dimly lit Spanish-Welsh restaurant where hot people order spider crab omelettes. And there he was, sitting next to A Guy From Stranger Things. For the first time since pretending to have a vested interest in a Tennessee Williams play, we saw Paul in a restaurant that serves £92 Friesian beef ribs. Fate is a beautiful thing. The two soon-to-be gladiators then stepped outside and shared a Marlboro while we internally screamed." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing