"Federales is loud and crowded with the type of people who like to get tables and bottle service, or at least wish they could get tables and bottle service. But Federales knows exactly what it is, and makes it work. The space is big with a large outdoor patio. It’s great for big groups, but the process of getting a table can be a pain. That’s because there is no process. You’ll have to hunt for people getting ready to leave and pounce like a vulture to snag their table. So yes, it’s a sh*tshow, but a fun one. You’ll probably want to treat this place as a novelty rather than a destination. Order a round of tequila shots that come in shot glasses made of ice, and throw them at the bell they have set up outside for just that." - Zach Nerenberg
