"The price of Joe’s stone crabs have been giving dads something to complain about on the car ride home for over a hundred years. And this South Beach spot is still a classic, still expensive, and still a great place to get minor revenge on pops for finally making you pay for your own car insurance. Just know that stone crab season is October 15 through May 1, so plan your dinner in that window. Because while the sides here are great, you’re doing it wrong if you come here and don’t have a big pile of claws on the table. " - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo