"Well, Trina screwed up planning the tropical retreat this year - you thought no one fell for those “you won a cruise” calls, but apparently she did. Thankfully, Stateside is a pretty fantastic consolation prize. The palm-patterned wallpaper and string lights make you feel like you’re on vacation, and after a round of sparkling passionfruit bourbon sours accompanied by bowls of Vietnamese vermicelli, you can go back to laughing with Trina, not at her." - aimee rizzo
@TheInfatuation
