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"You’ve probably driven by House Of Food Porn dozens of times andwondered what exactly goes on in there. That same curious itch is what eventually led us to this sushi omakase in Little Haiti that doesn’t serve sushi and is omakase only by the technical definition. After an hour and 46 minutes of punchline-free sex jokes, six baffling courses of food that never asked to be sushi, and a $59 donation to a cat sanctuary, we’ve got answers." - Mariana Trabanino