"The Verdict: You should have low expectations for this naff spot that’s high in the sky. Some things are inevitable, and people in very tight trousers wanting to go up to the 38th floor of the Heron Tower to eat sushi rolls topped with melted mozzarella is one of them. Unfortunately, Sushisamba is just one of those places. It’s got the views, it’s got the fusion menu, it’s got the arse-clenching prices. You shouldn’t eat lunch or dinner here. That’s a fact. But if you want to get an overpriced drink and look across London, we can’t stop you." - sinead cranna, rianne shlebak, jake missing, heidi lauth beasley