"Though the service is unreliable and you might have to wait 45 minutes for your table even with a reservation, Dirty French can be a fun excuse to visit that obnoxious disco section of your closet and dive headfirst into a cliche for one night. There is no restaurant interior in Miami as ridiculously ‘80s as Dirty French. So if you are trying to wear leopard print, feather your bangs, and throw back martinis—you can do that here. Dinner is about aesthetics, and less about, well, dinner. Still, there are some good (but expensive) steaks on the menu. Save your money for those and skip the hit-or-miss (mostly miss) appetizers." - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo