"If your current coping mechanisms include handing your child a crayon and saying ‘go and scribble on the walls, knock yourself out’ then that is very understandable. Keeping a tiny human occupied for hours on end is tough, but building burgers is an excellent distraction. Nanny Bill’s make some of the best burgers in London, and their DIY kits come with everything you need to make their signature gravy-covered Dalston Dip burger at home. Also, their chef is giving us serious Nickelodeon cartoon character energy in their how-to video, so pop it on in the background to get the whole household chanting ‘now it’s time to smash some patties’." - heidi lauth beasley